Yours Truly hasn't stopped thinking of you since Christmas Eve. Not because she loves you. Not because she misses you. But because of a little blue bag you stuffed into her Christmas stocking. Okay, it was actually a BIG blue bag, in a Christmas present paper BAG.
In all intentions of turning a new, healthy leaf, Yours Truly placed said blue bag in the healthy food drawer.
(Note the Grape Nuts cereal box and Blue Diamond Roasted Almonds bag.)
Oh, but how could Yours Truly resist the Party going on inside said blue bag.
(Note the packaging description highlighted in yellow.)
Yours Truly doesn't have the discipline to pass up a party. So everyday, as an appetizer before meals, as a dessert after meals, and as snacks between meals Yours Truly has been partaking in the nasty, oh-so-bad-for-my-jiggly-butt party inside said blue bag.
As Yours Truly said, you have been on her mind. She is making a voodoo doll with your cute patootie-unjiggly-butt and stuffing one party morsel into its mouth for every handful of party morsels she stuffs into her own mouth.
So, thanks, but no thanks!
Yours Truly





















































