Thursday, April 28, 2011

I Confess: NOT My Relative

It was just after seven o'clock in the morning. I will not say where I was, or what I was there for. I was waiting for my number to be called, when I noticed a tall, slender man. I noticed, first, his attire: white t-shirt, fuschia and gray board shorts, socks and Nike flipflops - quite out of place for where we were. Next, that he was rather handsome, with a very well defined jaw, square shoulders, smiling eyes behind his highway patrol type sunglasses, and unequivocally cocky gait. I figured he would be older than me. He was with his mother. I think she was his mother, she was quite tender and comforting toward him. He had a tattoo on his right arm, the bottom portion of it peeking through the bottom of his sleeve. When he spoke, which he did most of the time and rather obnoxiously as well, he sounded unimpressive to say the least. Our numbers were called simultaneously, so for a moment we stood next to each other at the counter. I cannot deny this: that he had an intimidating air about him. 

I sat back down while my transaction was being processed. A young lady next to me whispered "Is that [such-and-such-a-name]?"

I don't know, I answered. Now, thinking she was naming a famous actor/singer, I asked her Who is [such-and-such-a-name]?

She replied, dumbfounded by my ignorance, "[Such-and-such]'s son..."

I still did not recognize the name, and was feeling rather ignoramous at this point. So I waited about three minutes before I continued with my very curious, at this point, query. And who is [Such-and-such]?

This time she actually gawked at me, and answered with disbelief, "The [such-and-such] massacre?..."

As soon as I could, I Googled [such-and-such-a-name]. This was the very same fellow I saw, with the same bottom portioned tattoo, and the smiling eyes.



Except, unless pictures just don't show it, he looks much older in person, perhaps even ten years older than he looks in this photo. 

We're not related. I repeat, he is NOT my relative. 





Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Don't Drink the Water

Ah, the pristine, clean, water of  the pool...





Cool, refreshing, despite the aroma of chlorine...






Safe for even the strongest and most sensitive men...





Just make sure you do NOT drink the water!





Water in the ears is a whole other story.



Thursday, April 7, 2011



Dear Palomino,


I tried to reach you at work, but you must not have recognized the pink kitty characters that showed up on your caller ID.












We made it to Taiwan high on Dramamine and whiskey, which might have made things seem small. Like this elevator; Netty and I barely fit in it!







Just going to do some light shopping before we get on the final leg of our journey.






Yes, that's our gate, number C3 for EVA Airlines.





By the way, the flight attendant told me EVA means "evergreen". Go figure!

Don't forget to take pictures of my tulips.

What time is it?

What day is it?

Five-Star Scotty