[Former] Party Girl Ain

Cousin Ain was a party girl. Key word here being WAS. 


Now... She's Miss Conservative, a bench warmer along with 5-Star Scotty. Then again, perhaps country music just isn't her cup of tea.




Place: Georgetown, south of The City.

We were here to watch my friend's band.

There's my friend, The Boxster, on bass guitar. He plays in The Rachel Mae Band.

And this is Rachel. Her latest album is called Circle on the Floor.

Ain, Are your feet twitchin' yet?

And who, at one point in their younger years, never went dancing? It's an island thing. Cheers! 


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An Ailing House

Cousin Ain found a puddle of water at the base of her tub. In her frustration, she took out a

hammer to put a hole through the tiles to see if she could figure out the source of the leak...

Two cities away, 5-Star Scotty (5SS) was sipping on jet fuel in an energy drink can. It sharpens his senses.

And lo, he heard a cry...

"Mahderrr, mahderrr I am sick. Coll da doctorrr berrrry quick. Doctorrr, doctorrr shall I die? Tell my mahderrr 'do not crrry'." -Yoyoy Villame

Thus, 5SS and his trusty sidekick Netty rushed to the rescue.

No, Netty did not forget to rotate the photo before posting it. That is 5SS lying on the dryer, unhooking the vent so that he can pull it away from the wall of the ailing house.

Scalpel!

Saw blade!

Note the unsterile winter gloves used

to hold the disposable saws-all blade...

Exposing the supply guts...

No hemorrhaging here...

Exposing the drain gut.

No hemorrhaging here either...

"Good news: none of these pipes are leaking

Bad news: the leak is way farther in the walls..."

(Note the jet fuel in 5SS's hand.)

Hmph! My ailing house.

5-Star Scotty