Mission: To seek and acquire a very coveted cigar, the cigar smoked by presidents, and named after their mistresses.
The Team:
5SS - Chief Investigator, Lead Researcher
Uncle Chito - Head Hunter, Master Driver
Kuya Lars - Botswain, Personal Protection
First, start the quest with a hearty breakfast.
Secret ingredient - pancit a la Auntie Bel.
The hunt begins at 9AM sharp.
First Stop, an overpriced retail shop on P Street, Makati.
2nd Stop
As a small child, Uncle Chito used to play outside the gates of this compound, shooting rocks over the fence with a slingshot.
No wonder the large gated entrance is now guarded by personnel armed with M-16's.
(Warning to children with slingshots: do not play here!)
We're in!
Lunch Break.
"Jollibee again?"
"Uncle Chito, are we getting closer yet? My body is a mass of cramps from sitting in the back seat all day!"
3rd Stop.
Hmmm, is this the right place?
Indeed it is. This fellow is an internet vendor, but he was so kind as to give us his source.
Asking for directions.
"Make a right at the mango tree before the overpass. You'll know you're at the right place when you see the Indian scout."
Before leaving America, 5SS was asked by a friend to find him an Indian statue on this trip. Is this an auspicious sign?
Kuya Lars keeping the guard distracted.
"Cigars are overrated; here, have a cigarette..."
5SS plays his strategy.
"Yes ma'am, I'll buy your cigars under one condition: that you give me your source."
Thanks Indian Scout. We're off to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
The rainbow ended here.
Notice only two men are carrying bags.
Another auspicious sign?
(Look closely, and you'll see Netty in the picture. Hint: her eye is shut.)
How long would it take to smoke this thing?
Notice, all three men are now carrying bags. The sign of a successful quest.
With sources information stowed in the safety of their wallets and cell phones, the team retires for a two week hiatus before resuming the quest.
