The Making of a Husky

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5-Star Scotty and Jaida talkin' football while listening to the Dave "Softy" Mahler radio show.

 5-Star Scott:
College football is everything there is to know, Jaid. It takes a lot of know-how to be in the game and for the game. 

5-Star Scotty:
Some people will have you believe that it's all about touch-downs. But it isn't...

5-Star Scotty:
The defense is as every bit essential as the touch-down. Repeat after me, DEFENSE!

Jaida:
DEFENSE! AAAARG!

5-Star Scotty:
The UW Huskies is our team. We are purple and gold!

Jaida:
Uncle Scotty, is Sonya a husky?

5-Star Scotty:
[Sigh] No. She's a Doberman Pinscher. But if you want, we can dress her up as a Husky, in purple and gold.

Jaida:
Uncle Scotty, I want to be a Husky!

5-Star Scotty:
Then you have to put in your tummy time. It's not easy to be a Husky, you have to earn it.

Jaida:
[Oh boy, tummy time is no fun...]

Jaida:
Must... Do... Tum... Mee... Time! I want to be Husky...

Jaida:
[Two minutes later]
Waaaaaaaaaah! I don't wanna do tummy time!

Jaida:
Can't I just wear purple and gold to be a Husky?

And so, in true Auntie Netty fashion sense, Jaida puts on her PURPLE
 
[shhh, it's really lavender, but don't tell Jaida!]

pants, leopard

[whatever Uncle Scotty says, leopards are a gagillion degrees distant cousin to Cougars]

print onesie, and hot pink socks. Mayet will love this outfit! Well, the leopard print anyway.

Jaida:
Thanks so much for the Husky talk Uncle Scotty. Same time next week?

Woof!


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